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The Robot That Just Watched My Entire Netflix Queue and Judged MeFebruary 21, 2026

I left the living room last night and forgot to pause Bridgerton. Came back two hours later. The Tempo Vision robot (the one that normally corrects my deadlift form) was sitting perfectly still, screen glowing, eyes locked on season 3 episode…

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Post #11 – The Robot That Just Ended My Gym MembershipJanuary 12, 2026

I cancelled my $89/month gym today. Reason: the Tempo Move Pro robot that lives under my TV. What it does (and why I’m never going back): Real stats from my last 30 days: Cost: $1,295 one-time + $39/month for classesSaved: $89/month…

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